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PENT-UP DESIRE
by Martine
(usual disclaimers: the characters don't belong to me, I'm not making
any money on them etc. etc.)
Our two heroes are closer than brothers
with essentially, two different mothers.
So hugging they'd leave,
lest the Greek world believed,
they were really like Zeus and his lovers!
One day in a cave on a bay,
with the shadow of death on the way,
pirate Nebula spoke,
Iolaus thought it a joke,
and for once he had nothing to say.
"I see that the two of you're tight,
back to back, as it were, in a fight.
Pray won't you admit,
that his cock's a tight fit,
as you cum from the demigod's might?"
She grabbed luscious handfuls of arse,
"Nebula are you making a pass?"
"If I were, then you'd know,
on my ship the men row,
and my sea is as slippery as glass."
The hunter, he laughed but was sad,
She knew then that he had it real bad.
As he wistfully sighed,
when Herc's bum then he spied
and he desperately wished he'd been had.
"It's real obvious to me goldilocks,
that your mouth's made to suck on men's cocks.
You may think you pretend,
but you know in the end,
that life's giving you pretty hard knocks."
"As for Herc, I don't think that he knows,
that I'm desperate for scraps that he throws,
when he looks in my eyes,
a small part of me dies.
But heh, that's just the way that life goes!"
"Take the bull by the horns if you're fey,
why not mention it to him one day?
What's the worst he can do,
'cept to tell you to shoo,
but I'm betting he really is gay."
"But I'm scared just in case he says no,
either way that's the end of the show.
For if one of us fucks,
you can hear the tut tuts,
as the audience gets up to go."
`Gods this man is just gorgeous', she thought
and half wondered if his love could be bought.
`Sex with him'd be great
and I'm desperate to mate'
but the thought it then turn into nought
...when Iolaus then said with a sigh
"You know Herc's this really great guy.
It's not just his great bod,
if he gave me the nod,
I would happily curl up and die."
"Then you've got to go after him chimp,
or is Iolaus of Thebes now a whimp?"
With that he got cross
"Yassir, nossir Ms. boss
What are you Nebula then, my pimp?"
"Just so long as you let me come watch,
to see this big thing you don't botch.
Then maybe I'll stay,
so's to see you two `play'
and stick your face deep in his crotch"
"You're a pervert (I'm sure that you know)
guess I really should take heart and go.
If he's bent as you've said
then I'll give him some head,
I just long now to give him a blow.."
A smile, hug and kiss and he left,
Nebula feeling a little bereft
as he waggled his arse
and walked down the pass.
How she longed for his buttocks to heft.
Sometime later curiosity piqued
she crept round a stone corner and peeked
With a groan and a thrust
Herc was sating his lust
and cried out as his full cock it leaked.
The hunter was ragged for breath,
for he felt he'd been fucked close to death
Herc's penis had spurt
deep within his dear flirt
he could swear that he had no strength left.
Iolaus, he then climaxed and came
satisfied with the end of the game
for now that has his love,
cooed like a soft dove
their relationship's never the same!
Smugly Nebula then crossed her leg,
"Tell me Herc do you make them all beg!?
In my book he's a "Woof"
I don't think he's a poof
Zeus gimme a drink - pass the keg!"
FINIS
<Boom boom>
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